Steve Jacobi. Rozhlasová hra.
Osoby a obsazení: Pat (Christine Cox), Bob (Malcolm Scates), Sylvie (Caroline Preller), Brian (Alexander Delamere), Benoit (Eric Potts).
Natočeno 2004. Premiéra 2. 4. 2004 (BBC Radio 4).
Pozn.: Bob and Pat move to rural France to get away from the rat race and live the good life. For a while everything is fine. But then Bob meets local beauty Sylvie, whose husband, Benoit, is both jealous and armed.