Stan Barstow. Rozhlasová hra. Produkce Alfred Bradley.
Osoby a obsazení: Foreman (Kenneth Farrington), Harry (Christian Rodska), první mechanik (Richard Williams), druhý mechanik (John Franklyn-Robbins), paní Baynesová (Paula Tilbrook), Thelma Baynesová (Sylvia Brayshay), Jack Baynes (John Franklyn-Robbins), paní Kitsonová (Lorraine Peters).
Natočeno 1974. Premiéra 2. 10. 1974 (BBC Radio 4 FM, 20:15 h.).
Pozn.: Vítězný text Writers‘ Guild Radio Drama Award. – ‚ The perfect man hasn‘ been born yet. AH men have summat wrong with cm. But you’ve got to make the best of ‚em cos they’re all we’ve got. And they’re slippery customers an‘ all. They’ll take all and give nowt if you let ‚em.‘
Text in: Bradley, Alfred (ed.): Out of the Air: Five Radio Plays (Stan Barstow, Don Haworth, David Campton, Ken Whitmore, Ivor Wilson). Longman Imprint Books, 1978 (ISBN 10: 0582233569 ISBN 13: 9780582233560).