Mike Bartlett. Černá komedie. Režie Claire Grove.
Osoby a obsazení: Emma (Claire Rushbrook), manažer (Ellie Haddington).
Nastudovalo BBC Radio 4 v roce 2007. Premiéra 14. 11. 2007 (BBC Radio 4).
Pozn.: Many companies ask staff to declare their office love affairs to guard against break-up fallout. Emma battles to hang on to her dignity in a series of increasingly bizarre interviews with her manager.